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aobaass:

speedwag:

i played a video game once and now im gay and i kill people

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(via makebelievemizzie)

lasagnababy:

in lit we were about to read a book on concentration camps and so my teacher told everyone to draw what came to mind when they thought of world war 2 and she thought the pictures were so good she hung them up on the wall and now i sit in front of this image

(via it-goes-in-my-butt)

bemusedlybespectacled:

neilnevins:

I feel like Maleficent’s curse was such a random and specific circumstance that she just sort of improvised it on the spot in an attempt to be cool. like

'OH YEAH WELL I HEREBY PUT A CURSE ON YOUR DAUGHTER THAT WHEN SHE TURNS SIXTEEN SHE'S GONNA (ah shit) SHE'S GONNA (uh) PRICK HER FINGER ON A SPINDLE (what the hell was that) AND DIEEEEE 

(via it-goes-in-my-butt)

josephicus:

manhatingbabyeater:

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

(via kiarra-storm)

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

(via shanburanman)